Kohana: Oh dear, April, I had a peek at your questions and… this interview is a bit… advanced… for Asher and me, isn’t it? We’re only just starting out, you see.

Asher: Don’t worry about it April, she just takes some coaxing is all.

Kohana: We’ll be happy to answer whatever questions apply, though.

April: It's ok to be a bit nervous Kohana, OK, here’s the first: How did the two of you meet?

Kohana and Asher: KAIDA!

April: Of course, we all remember that, don’t we? What a little matchmaker she is! Tell me then, when did you realize it was love?

Kohana: Is it? Love, I mean? It might be a little soon…

Asher: Better go on to the next one there, April.

April: Ahhh, I see. Well…. I know that love cannot truly be defined, but can you tell me what love is to you?

Asher: I’ll take this one, Sweetie. Love is…when you can’t think of anything but one particular person, can’t get through a day without seeing or talking to them, when all your best time is time you share with that person. Love is….when you make choices or behave in ways that might not be your preference, but are in the best interests of the one you … love. Kinda circular reasoning there, sorry.

Kohana: You did fine. His answer works for me too, April.

April: Was there ever a moment you thought it might not work?

Kohana: Yes, many.

Asher: No, never.

Both: Ooops, sorry.

April: I know every couple has moments where things look grim, have you had one of these moments, and what helped you get past that moment to grow stronger?

Kohana: I’ve given him problems from the very first. I just didn’t recognize how special he was until it was almost too late. Lucky for me he’s so patient and forgiving.

Asher: Don’t let her fool you. Those problems weren’t all that big or all that hard to solve (looks at Kohana) What? They weren’t! Nothing a little old fashioned persistence couldn’t fix, anyway.

Kohana: So nice to know I’m practice for your perseverance, Asher.

Asher: Aww, Sweetie, you know I’m teasing you and… hey wait - you’re teasing me, aren’t you?

Kohana: Very good, Asher... But April, to answer your question better, if you try to look for the humor in a situation, it can really help you get past all kinds of misunderstandings and anger. I don’t think I will ever be seen as a funny person, but a sense of humor is vital to me, and I sure do appreciate a good laugh, sometimes even at my own expense.

Asher: So I’m only good for the laughs, huh?

Kohana: Yes, dear, that’s really all I keep you around for.

Asher: You’d better be teasing again, woman.

April: Errr… next set of questions: Asher, is there something special about her that makes you melt?

Asher: You can ask me that, while I’m sitting here resembling a puddle of goo? Yeah, there’s lots about her that makes me melt. The funniest of those things is…don’t laugh now… she gets this cute little frown-y face going sometimes when she’s trying to be serious… (to Kohana) Yeah, that one… (to April) and I always try to kiss it away. If I can get her to smile after that frown-y face, I’m sunk.

April: Kohana, I know men can be difficult, but what are the qualities about your beau that make him right for you?

Kohana: Well, like I said before, he’s patient and kind, and yes, persistent. I think I needed someone like that. But April, he has so much more than just those qualities… he’s also… (whispers) really sexy.

Asher: I heard that. Don’t think I won’t “collect” later, my dear.

April: Ahem…Can you tell us about your most romantic moment? Or perhaps I am witnessing one of them right now?

Asher: Could be, I know I’m suffering from Sudden Revelation Syndrome here.

Kohana: Asher can turn any moment into a romantic moment. It would be impossible to rate those moments as “most” or “least,” because they keep getting better and better. Really, I’m very lucky. Oooops I already said that, didn’t I?

Asher: (groans) Total liquification time estimated at less than one minute, April.

April: Well we had better finish quickly then, hadn’t we? Is there any advice the two of you have for new couples, or for those that have their eye on someone special

Kohana: I could hardly advise anyone about that, April – since we are a new couple. But for someone who hasn’t quite started out yet, I’d have to say….try not to let past hurts or bad experiences keep you from recognizing a wonderful thing when it stares you right in the face. It could be the best chance you ever took if you go for it. He could be so worth it.

Asher: Meltdown complete. April, excuse us a moment, ok?

April: I think we'll leave these lovers alone now.....